What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Secretary Ki Dunya Ka Afsaana
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What's Wrong
With Secretary Kim?
What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Main maazrat chaahti hoon ke main itni dair say jawaab derahi hoon,
aap ke laataadaad izhaar ka.
Mujhay...
aap pasand hain, Vice President.
Chalo saath.
Main akailay nahin jaana chaahti.
Tumhein meray saath chalna chaahiye.
Kist Number 9
Ruko.
Kyun naa hum sab kuch pakka kardein?
Kya?
Tum...
ab say meri girlfriend ho.
Main sahi keh raha hoon na?
Bilkul sahi.
Sahi...
Logon ko lagega ke tum koi quiz show kar rahi ho.
Tum iss tarha kyun baat kar rahi ho?
Kyunkay aap sahi keh rahay hain.
Saath chaltay hain.
Meri jaan!
Saath chaltay hain, meri jaan.
Kya hum saath chalein, meri jaan?
Hifaazat say ghar pohonch jayyega, Vice President.
Aap mujhay aisay kyun daikh rahay hain?
Main nahin chaahta ke hum alag hon.
Secretary Kim.
Jaisa ke main nay tum say pehlay kaha, main ameer hoon, dikhnay main acha hoon.
Tou...
Mujh say shaadi karlo.
Jitna jaldi hosakay.
Hamein saath huay aik ghanta bhi nahin hua
aur aap abhi say shaadi keliye poochh rahay hain.
Aap ziyaada besabar nahin horahay?
Yeh woh keh rahi hai jo mujh say bhi ziyaada besabar hai.
Jee?
Kuch nahin.
Tumhein andar jaana chaahiye.
Theek hai. Kal miltay hain.
Main park kar rahi hoon.
Chalo!
Maza aaraha hai!
Ab tum chalaao.
Miso tumhein dhakka degi, khaas tumhaaray liye.
Shukriya.
Pata hai,
main tum say shaadi karna chaahti hoon.
Sha...
Shaadi?
Haan, kyunkay tum aik shehzaaday ki tarha ho.
Mujh say waada karo!
Main tum say dobaara milnay aaonga.
Main aisay nahin jaa sakta.
Aap waapis kyun aaye hain?
Kyunkay hosakta hai ke aik, doosray ko poori raat yaad karay.
Main tumhaari baat kar raha hoon.
Main isliye aaya kyunkay mujhay dar hai ke tum mujhay poori raat yaad karogi.
Tum yeh jaanti ho na?
Main doosray mauqay kabhi nahin daita.
Lekin main tumhein laataadad mauqay daina chaahta hoon.
Mujh say milnay ke laataadaad mauqay.
Tumhaara kya khayaal hai?
Tumhein meri zindagi main khaas honay ki wajaah say khushi nahin hoti?
Haan, hoti hai.
Pyaaray khwaab daikhna, Secretary Kim.
Tum jaanti ho na pyaaray khwaab kya hotay hain?
Zaahir hai.
Main aap ke khwaab daikhoongi, Vice President.
Mujhay tumhein aik aur dafa galay say lagaanay do.
Mujhay lagta hai,
main bhi aaj raat pyaara khwaab daikh sakoonga.
Kal aap ki board meeting hai.
Meray khayaal say aap ko ghar pohnchtay hi thora aaraam karna chaahiye.
Tumhaara faaltu ka bolna bhi aaj mujhay acha lag raha hai.
Andar jaao, Secretary Kim.
Main chaahti hoon pehlay aap jaayein.
Nahin...
Tumhein muskuraana band kardena chaahiye.
Tumhein ab koi nahin rok sakta.
Waada karo mujh say!
Main tum say dobaara milnay aaonga.
Sach main? Tum sach main mujh say dobaara milnay aaogay?
Haan.
Main tumhaara naam kabhi nahin bhooloongi.
Lee Seongyeon.
Bilkul.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke woh Seongyeon tha.
Kya yeh bimaar hai?
Yeh kuch anokha kar raha hai.
Jee?
Main Yeongjun ki baat kar raha hoon.
Woh meeting main jhonkay khaa rahay thay aur ab woh so rahay hain.
Dobaara?
Woh ziyaada sonay ki wajaah say
board meeting main taqreeban dair say pohonchay thay.
Lee Yeongjun, jo ziyaada tar saara din paraishaan hotay hain.
Unhein kya hogaya hai?
Main bhi nahin jaanti.
Sahi.
Kya main aap ko kuch dilchasp bataaon?
Kuch dilchasp?
Vice President.
Haan?
Aap ko kon ziyaada pasand hai, ammi ya abbu?
Yeh daikhtay huay ke yeh neend main bhi jawaab desaktay hain,
kya iss ka matlab hai ke Lee Yeongjun ka dimagh din ke 24 ghantay chalta rehta hai?
Pata nahin. Yeh meray liye naya hai.
Main nay inhein pehli dafa itnay aaraam main daikha hai.
Kya hosakta hai?
Kya inn ki zindagi main kuch badlaao aaya hai?
Haan, Secretary Seol?
Kya tum documents tayyaar kar...
Uss nay phone rakh diya. Main chalta hoon, Secretary Kim.
Vice President.
Vice President!
Uss din, yeh itnay ghabra ke uthay thay,
lekin aaj yeh itnay sukoon main lag rahay hain.
Tum kahaan jaa rahi ho, mujhay sotay huay daikhnay ke bajaaye?
Kisi nay hamein daikh liya tou hum kya kareingay?
Koi yahaan apni marzi say nahin aa sakta. Fikar mat karo.
Mujhay fikar nahin horahi...
Kyun?
Choonkay tum nay meray jazbaat jagaaye,
tumhein kam az kam itna bardaasht nahin karna chaahiye?
Kya jagaaye...
Kya?
Jazbaat.
Ya Khuda.
Jazbaat?
Aap aisa lafz itni aasaani say kaisay bol saktay hain?
Ya Khuda.
Tumhein khud ko sambhaalna chaahiye.
Main ab nahin ruknay waala.
Aap bimaar tou nahin?
Aap pehlay kabhi itna nahin soye.
Kal jo hua, uss ke baad main sukoon main hoon.
Lagta hai ke mujhay ab say buray khwaab nahin aayeingay.
Jee?
Professor Choi ko call karo aur unsay kaho ke mujhay ab dawayyon ki zaroorat nahin.
Kya aap sach main theek hain?
Main bimaar nahin hoon...
ab.
Ab?
Tum mujhay iss tarha kyun daikh rahi ho?
Mujhay aap say kuch poochhna hai.
Jis larkay ko main dhoond rahi thi,
kya woh sach main Musanif Lee hai?
Jo baat tum jaan chuki ho, woh tum mujh say kyun poochh rahi ho?
Aap ko ajeeb lagega...
lekin main baar baar sochti hoon ke aap woh larkay hain.
Lagta hai ke aap ko kisi haadsay ki wajaah say buray khwaab aatay hain.
Aur aap ke takhnay par nishaan bhi hai.
Sonay pe suhaaga hojaaye agar woh larka jisay tum pasand karti ho
aur woh larka jisay tum dhoond rahi thi, woh aik hi ho,
Lekin main woh larka nahin.
Meray buray khwaab aur nishaan ka
uss haadsay say koi taaluq nahin.
Aur,
kya farq parta hai agar main woh larka hoon ya nahin?
Kya tumhaaray dil main koi badlaao aayega?
Nahin, koi badlaao nahin aayega.
Uss sab ke baawajood,
mujhay aap pasand hain, Vice President.
Chalein phir.
Aap ko thora aur sojaana chaahiye.
Jee. Main wahaan 7 bajay tak pohonch jaaongi.
Main aap ko passcode bhaij doongi, baraye meherbani meri cheezein rakhdijyega
agar aap mujh say pehlay pohnch jaayein.
Please aur shukriya.
Main aaj ghar badal rahi hoon.
Aaj to chhuti bhi nahin hai?
Chhutti nahin hoti, tou sasta parta hai.
Meray waaldein nay meray ghar keliye aur saman pohchanay keliye paisay bharay hain.
Main kam az kam unhein kuch paisay bachaanay main madad kar sakti hun.
Waaldein ke saath rehnay ke baad ab akaila rehna thora mushkil hoga.
Aap ki tarha bannay keliye, yeh aik chhoti si qurbaani hai, Secretary Kim.
Main qareeb rahoongi, tou kaam par ziyaada dhyaan day paaongi.
Tumhein abhi operations team meeting main hona chaahiye na?
Jee?
Ya Khuda.
Main aagay say kaam par ziyaada dhyaan doongi.
-Main chalti hoon. -Zaroor.
Musanif Lee Seongyeon
Aap ke matlooba number par filhaal raabta mumkin nahin.
Agar aap awaaz sms bhaijna chaahtay hain...
Musanif Lee! Aap nay kaafi dair intizaar kiya hoga.
Koi baat nahin.
Book Concert bohot hi acha raha tha.
Hamaari agency aaj hadh say ziyaada masroof thi.
Itnay saaray log chaahtay hain ke aap jaayein aur interview dein.
Aap kareingay na?
Nahin, koi iraada nahin.
Kyun? Acha hoga agar aap karein tou.
Aap baatein bhi bohot achi kartay hain.
Mujhay Book Concert main bohot maza aaya tha.
Khaas kar ke aap nay jab aakhir main izhaar kiya tha.
Waah!
Woh shakhs,
woh bhi wahaan thi, hai na?
Usay yaqeenan bohot acha laga hoga.
Director Park Yushik
-Secretary Seol. -Jee?
Secretary Choi, reserved forces training main gaye hain.
Kya tum mujhay kahin bhaij sakti ho, Secretary Seol?
Meray khayaal say mujhay raastay main documents daikhnay pareingay.
Jee. Mujh par chhor dein.
Main aap ko wahaan hifaazat say pohncha doongi. Director.
Tum mujhay marwaaogi tou nahin na?
Chalein bhi, aisa kyun hoga?
Aap nay mujhay bulaaya?
Hum aaj saath khaana khaa saktay hain, hai na?
Jee. Aap ko kahin aur nahin jaana, tou hum khaa saktay hain.
Hum pehli dafa aik joray ke taur par khaana khaanay jaayeingay,
tou mujhay umeed hai ke hum kisi khaas jaga khaana khaayeingay.
Jee. Main kisi khaas jagaah par booking karwa loongi.
Main wahaan nahin jaana chaahta jahaan hum aam taur par jaatay hain.
Balkay koi nayi jagaah.
Jee.
Main unn nayi jagaah ki list bana loongi, jahaan hum jaa saktay hain.
Kya main hamaaray liye cake banwaaon?
Hamein iss khaas pal ka jashn manana hoga.
Jee. Main aap ka pasandeeda cake tayyaar karwa doongi,
khaas cheesecake, hamaaray khaanay keliye.
Acha hai.
Yeh kya horaha hai?
Kya joray aisay baat kartay hain?
Main pichhlay saalon say yeh hi karti aarahi hoon.
Lekin kisi wajaah say mujhay acha nahin lag raha.
Thora bachckaana hai lekin kya hum cake par mom battiyaan lagaayein?
Nahin. Hum mom batiyaan kyun lagaayeingay?
Lekin main nay yeh saari tayyaariyaan
hamaaray rishtay ki shuruaat ka jashn manaanay keliye ki hain.
Choonkay booking main nay karaayi thi, tou saari tayyaariyaan main nay ki hain.
Aap ko khaana acha lag raha hai?
Jee. Bohot hi mazedaar hai.
Bohot shukriya. Aap ka jora bohot acha lagta hai.
Kisi ko bhi lagay ke yeh aap ki secretary hain.
Mazay karyega.
Kya hum office waapis jaanay ke bajaaye date par jaayein?
Jee?
Hum chal saktay hain,
aur film daikhnay jaa saktay hain.
Nahin, nahin jaa saktay.
Tumhein kya hogaya?
Aaj dupher tou koi kaam bhi nahin hai.
Lekin aap ko apnay daftar main honay ki zaroorat hai.
Mera nahin khayaal ke zaati kaamon main waqt guzaarna chaahiye,
khaas kar ke date par jaana chaahiye, kaam ke waqt ke dauraan.
Mujhay kuch samajh nahin aaraha.
Jee?
Aisa lagta hai ke tum meri secretary ho.
Lekin jab main yeh karta hoon, tou lagta hai ke hum aik jora hain.
Meray khayaal say hamein kuch faislay karnay chaahiye.
Kis tarha ke faislay?
Inn saaray saalon tum mera kaam karti ho,
kyunkay secretary ke taur par yeh tumhaara farz hai.
Lekin ab isi cheezon say mujhay lagta hai jaisay ke main bura aadmi hoon.
Mujhay yeh ehsaas acha nahin lag raha.
Jo cheezein tum pehlay karti thi, meray liye paani bharna
aur hamesha meray liye aik mard ka rumaal apnay purse main rakhna.
Yeh aam joray nahin kartay, hai na?
Hum uss baaray main kuch bhi nahin kar saktay.
Aap ke aaraam keliye aap ki har cheez ka khayaal rakhna mera kaam hai.
Isliye hamein kuch faislay karnay hongay.
Tumhein ab say apnay secretary ke kaam par dhiyaan daina chaahiye.
Main apnay zaati maamlaat khud sambhaal loonga.
Lekin...
Kuch mat kaho. Main jo keh raha hoon bas woh karo.
Main aik khud garz boss hona band nahin kar sakta,
lekin main aik khud garz boyfriend nahin hona chaahta.
Acha.
Tum koi aur ghalti tou nahin kar rahi na, Secretary Seol?
Hum ghum nahin hosaktay.
Fikar mat karein.
Main iss jagaah ko jaanti hoon, aankhein band kar ke bhi raasta dhoond sakti hoon.
Tum hamesha keliye tou apni aankhein band nahin karogi na?
Daikhein. Hum taqreeban pohnch gaye.
Aray, yeh tou kamaal hogaya. Tum koi ghalti nahin kar rahi,
aur mujhay iss say aur ghabraahat horahi hai.
Aray woh.
Woh aap ki pichhli biwi hain na?
Uff.
Woh sirf dost hosaktay hain.
Aap nay unhein naa daikha hota agar hum ghum hojaatay.
Main har waqt ghaltiyaan karti hoon.
Main aisay dinon main hi ghalti kyun nahin karti?
Main maafi chaahti hoon.
Nahin, koi baat nahin.
Main theek hoon. Tou fikar mat karo.
Nahin, nahin.
Aap ko kuch chaahiye?
Befikri.
Main chaahta hoon ke tum befikar hojaao aur meray saath wafadaar raho.
Main nay meeting main itni baat ki ke mera ab gala dard kar raha hai.
Shabaash.
Yeh kya horaha hai?
Ya Khuda, Vice President!
Aap kya kar rahay hain? Aap ko mujh say photocopy karne keliye kehna chaahiye tha.
-Main kar doonga. -Main kar doongi, Vice President.
Nahin. Hogaya.
Mujhay yeh photocopy machine achay say istimaal karna aagayi hai.
Main nay normal, chhoti aur bari photocopy karna seekh liya hai.
Tou ab say main apnay kaaghzaat khud photocopy karoonga.
Aray, haan...
Shukriya.
Kya hua?
Kya aap apni kursi par nahin thi, Secretary Kim?
Nahin. Main tou apni kursi par hi thi.
Phir aisa kaisay hosakta hai?
Kya hogaya? Kya hua hai?
Vice President nay khud photocopy kiya.
-Kya? Unhon nay aisa kiya? -Haan.
Aisa laga ke meray seenay main chhuri ghus gayi ho.
Tum nay abhi mera dil dharaktay huay tou nahin suna na?
Haan.
Kya masla hai?
-Secretary Kim. -Haan?
Aap ki Executive Director ke daftar main zaroorat hai.
Executive Director Park aap ka pooch rahay hain.
Acha theek hai.
Tum nay Vice President ki cookie daikhi hain na?
Itni mazedaar aur kamaal ki lagti hain.
Kya hamein unn main say aik kha laini chaahiye?
Khaaogay?
Nahin, shukriya.
Please aap nay jo suna, usay bhool jaayein.
Main nay aap ki cookie ko kabhi haath tak nahin lagaaya.
-Hai na? -Haan.
Kya Vice President nay apnay snacks khud liye?
Haan. Main nay apni aankhon say daikha.
Bohot daraawna tha.
Woh aaj iss tarha ka bartaao kyun kar rahay hain?
Unhon nay khud photocopy kiya aur snacks bhi khud tayyaar kiye.
Meray khayaal say main jaanta hoon kyun.
Jo iss baat ko sunnay ki himmat rakhtay hain, woh jama hojaayein.
-Hum jama hi hain. -Kya tum please bas...?
Meray khayaal say,
woh hum par dabao daal rahay hain, iss say pehle ke wo logon ko naukri say nikaalein.
Woh dikha rahay hain ke woh hamaari madad ke baghair kaam kar saktay hain.
Kya?
Hadh hai. Mujhay nahin lagta ke yeh wajaah hai.
Meray khayaal say yeh sahi keh raha hai.
Agar iss ki baat sach nahin hai,
tou mujhay unn ke alag bartaao ki aur koi wajaah samajh nahin aarahi.
Jo tum nay kaha woh sach hai lekin...
Main kya karoon?
Ya Khuda. Mujhay qareeb main apni baiti ki pehli saalgiraah manaani hai.
Hamein masla pata hai lekin hamein kya karna chaahiye?
Main kya karoon?
Itna kuch hai jo mujhay khaana hai.
Tum sab log bohot paraishaan hogay.
Tumhein naukri say nikaalay jaanay say pehlay apnay hunar behtar karnay chaahiye.
Meri tarha.
Suno.
Tumhein hamein bhi seekhtay waqt bulaana chaahiye tha.
-Tum itnay buray insaan ho! -Sunein,
mera kya?
Bae Yeonseung.
Iss ka intern par asar nahin parega.
Kya aap ko sach main lagta hai ke woh hamein naukri say nikaal deingay?
-Hum aik toofaan ka saamna kar rahay hain. -Yeh kya horaha hai?
Ya Khuda.
Hello.
Ruko.
Main nay apni zindagi main pehli dafa chai banaayi hai.
Haan.
Mujhay yeh Secretary Kim ko deni hai.
Aap nay mujhay bulaaya?
Please yahaan baitho.
Main tumhein woh chai deraha hoon jo maine apni zindagi main pehli dafa banaayi hai.
Please isay piyo.
Vice President, mujhay aap say kuch kehna hai.
Kuch bhi kehnay say pehlay isay piyo.
Agar nahin,
tou jo chai main nay apni zindagi main pehli dafa banaayi hai,
woh thandi hojaayegi.
Jee.
Garam!
Garam hai!
Kya tum theek ho, Secretary Kim?
Tum nay apni zubaan jalaadi?
-Ah bolo. Foran ah bolo. -Nahin.
-Ah bolo. -Nahin, nahin. Main theek hoon.
Mujhay tum say,
kuch kehna hai.
Asal main aaj ka din,
meray liye khaas hai.
Khaas din hai?
Haan.
Aaj woh din hai,
jab main woh event karnay waalay hoon, jiska main kab say intizaar kar raha tha.
Aaj pehla Intradepartmental Communications Day hai.
Intradepartmental Communications Day?
Haan.
Aaj ke din main unn logon ke saath nazrein milaaonga, jinhonay mehnat ki hai,
unn ka shukkar ada karnay keliye.
Pehla shakhs hai,
Secretary Kim.
Main ab doosray shakhs ke saath nazrein milaaonga.
Mr. Jung.
Aap nay bohot mehnat ki hai.
Jee, aap say mil kar acha laga.
Sunein, Vice President.
Aap ko bohot say documents daikhnay hain.
Aap ko hamein apni ijaazat daini hogi, project main aagay barhnay keliye.
-Sach main? -Haan.
Badqismati say, baaqi mulazzim,
aap ko aglay Intradepartmental Communications Day ka intizar karna parega
Jee.
Shabaash.
Shukriya. Aap ka din acha guzray.
Kya horaha hai?
Kyun,
achaanak Intradepartmental Communications Day kyun horaha hai?
Main bhi woh hi soch raha hoon.
Kya isliye kyunkay unhein lagta hai ke hum aaj kal ziada ghul mil nahin rahay?
Nahin.
Meray khayaal say main jaanti hoon ke kya horaha hai.
Yeh yaqeenan...
Secretary Kim ki wajaah say hai.
Kya?
Kya matlab hai tumhaara?
Hum say sach kaho.
Jo cheez tum nay hum say,
chhupa ke rakhi hai.
Tum nay unn say aisa karnay ko kaha, hai na?
Tum nay unn say kaha ke Communications Day ke zarye hum say achay hon?
Woh aisay tou nahin ke aisa khud soch sakein.
Main foran say samajh gayi ke yeh tumhaara idea tha.
Kya yeh sach hai, Secretary Kim?
Haan woh...
Please aisa mat karo. Tum hamein aur ghabraahat main daal rahi ho.
Ya Khuda.
Lekin yeh daikhtay huay ke woh hamaaray saath itnay achay hain,
mera nahin khayaal ke woh hamein naukri say nikaalnay waalay hain, hai na?
-Lagta tou aisa hi hai. -Haan.
Aaj kaisa maahol hai?
Intradepartmental Communications Day.
Kamaal kar dikhaaya, Yeongjun.
Tumhein itna zabardast idea aaya kaisay?
Kaisa tha, Secretary Kim?
Kya main nay kamaal nahin kar dikhaaya?
Vice President.
Yeh baat ke aap apnay zaati kaam khud kar rahay hain,
yeh mujhay achi nahin lag rahi.
Meray khayaal say tum nay ghalat kaha.
Tumhein bura nahin,
acha lagna chaahiye na?
Nahin. Mujhay bilkul bhi acha nahin lag raha.
Meri aabru mujhay ijaazat nahin daiti ke meray saath khaas bartaao ho,
sirf isliye kyunkay hum aashiq hain.
Kya meray apnay zaati maamlaat ko khud sambhaalnay main koi masla hai?
Main yeh pichhlay nau saalon say karti aarahi hoon.
Tou,
baraaye meherbaani mujhay aagay bhi yeh hi karnay dein.
Shukriya.
Secretary Kim.
Main samajh raha hoon jo tum keh rahi ho.
Lekin,
mera tum say woh sab chhotay kaam karnay keliye kehan...
Chhotay kaam?
Main unn chhotay kaamon ko apni zimmedaari samajhti hoon.
Main nay unn chhotay kaamon ko achay say karne keliye bohot mehnat ki hai
Mujhay garv hota hai, jab main woh chhotay kaam achay say karti hoon.
Mujhay bura laga isliye kyunkay aap nay jo kaha uss say aisa lagta hai
ke inn saalon main, main nay aap keliye jo kiya hai, woh maayenay nahin rakhta.
Bura tou mujhay laga.
Tumhein kya koi andaaza nahin ke main yeh sab kyun kar raha hoon?
Mujhay hamesha say koi na koi madad karta aaya hai.
Tumhen lagta hai ke khud say yeh sab karna meray liye aasaan hai?
Yeh meray liye mushkil hai lekin main yeh tumhaaray liye karna chaahta tha.
Main chaahta tha ke tumhaaray saath acha bartaao karoon.
Lekin baraaye meherbaani aagay say aisa mat karyega.
Yeh hamaari kaam ki jagaah hai.
Aur abhi meri chhutti nahin hui.
Meray paas aur koi chaara nahin, dono ko iss tarha alhaida rakhne ke siwa,
Secretary Kim aur Kim Miso ko.
Main dono shakhsiyat ko saath nahin mila sakti.
Please samajhnay ki koshish karyega.
Tum kuch ziyaada hi samajhdaari waali baat kar rahi ho.
Mujhay ijaazat dein.
Uss nay jo kaha woh sach tha.
Lekin mujhay aisa kyun mehsoos horaha hai?
Sun...sunein?
Secretary Kim.
Kya aap nay Vice President ke saamnay koi ghalti ki hai?
Aisa kuch nahin hai.
Maahol aisa hogaya hai jaisay ke ki ho.
Pata nahin kya hua hai lekin kya aap unn say maafi nahin maang sakti?
Mujhay itna dar lag raha hai ke mera dil zor zor say dharak raha hai abhi.
Mera nahin khayaal ke main nay koi ghalti ki hai.
Lekin phir bhi.
Aap nay hamesha unn say maafi maangi hai, jab aap ki ghalti bhi nahin hoti thi.
Kya?
Mujhay yeh bilkul bhi samajh nahin aaraha.
Woh itni samajhdaari ki baat kaisay kar sakti hai?
Woh itna kaisay soch sakti hai?
Woh saara waqt kaam karti hai, jisay kaam ke baaray main kuch nahin pata.
Kya aap ko khaas taur par unn ki yehi baat pasand nahin thi,
jis ki wajaah say aap nay pichhlay 9 saal saath kaam kiya hai?
Usay koi andaaza nahin ke aik aadmi kya mehsoos karta hai.
Kya isliye kyunkay uss ka pehlay koi boyfriend nahin raha?
Aap ki bhi tou pehlay koi girlfriend nahin rahi na?
Kuch ghanton pehlay, sab sahi jaa raha tha.
Par ab aisa lagta hai ke aik shola ek pal me bari si aag main badal gaya hai.
Iss ke faiday ki jo baat nahin, woh yeh sunta hi nahin.
Khair...
joray aisay hi hotay hain.
Soch main chhotay farq, baray maslon main badal jaatay hain.
Lekin,
behes ka anjaam kabhi acha nahin hota, agar yeh baar baar honay lagay,
aur dono say naraaz rehna ka arsa lamba hota jaaye.
Bilkul meri tarha.
Kya?
Kya tum hamaaray naye rishtay ko bad dua derahay ho?
Jahaan Panaah.
Yeongjun.
Laraayi ko lamba mat khaincho.
Meri tarha break-up keliye kehdo.
Iss ka masla kya hai?
Lekin phir bhi.
Aap nay hamesha unn say maafi maangi hai, jab aap ki ghalti bhi nahin hoti thi.
Main unn say maafi maangti thi, jab meri ghalti bhi nahin hoti thi.
Lekin ab aisa karna meray liye aasaan nahin raha.
Kya hum sahi hojaayeingay, jab baad main baat kareingay?
Sunein, Secretary Kim.
Kya main pehlay jaa sakti hoon? Aaj main naye ghar main jaa rahi hoon.
Zaroor, jaao. Qismat tumhaara saath day.
-Shukriya. Kal miltay hain. -Alvida.
Kya meray,
aaj ke saaray appointment pooray hogaye?
Mujh say kaho...
sirf aik cheez reh gayi hai, hamaara saath milna.
Jee, saaray appointment hochukay hain.
Mujh say kaho ke hamein saath khaanay par jaana chaahiye.
Theek hai.
Tumhein phir ghar jaana chaahiye, Secretary Kim.
Aisehi mat jaao aur kaho ke hamein kahin jaana chaahiye.
Theek hai. Main chalti hoon phir.
Kaho ke Secretary Kim ko jaana chaahiye, lekin phir Kim Miso ko date keliye pucho.
Alvida.
Kya kar rahay hain aap? Foran kahein ke mujhay aap ke saath jaana chaahiye!
Jaldi karo!
Tumhein mujh say kehna chaahiye ke main naa jaaon.
Uff Khuda!
Main kitni dafa bataaon ke 301 nahin, 302 hai.
Khair, parcel bhaijnay ka shukriya.
Theek hai.
Hello.
-Yeh unit 302 keliye hai na? -Jee.
Dair say aanay keliye maazrat.
Koi masla nahin. Bas yeh cheezein reh gayi hain.
Theek hai.
Main khush hoon.
Khoobsoorat...
Yeh kaam ka lagta hai.
Chalo.
Hello.
Kya aap nay yahaan aik pankha daikha tha?
Pankha? Woh aap ka tha?
Jo aadmi chhat par rehta hai, woh usay apnay saath legaya.
Jee?
Mujhay laga tumhein isliye phaink diya hai kyunkay tum kharaab hogaye ho,
lekin tum bohot achay say chal rahay ho.
Main tumhein "Go Gwinam ka Pankha" bulaaonga.
"Go Pankha".
Go Pankha.
Kya hua?
Aray haan. Tum nay mujhay bataaya tha ke tum yahaan rehnay aarahi ho.
Tum yahaan rehnay aanay keliye mujhay rice cake dainay aayi ho?
Kaisay rice cake?
Iss nay sach main mera pankha leliya hai.
Tumhaara masla kya hai? Tum nay mera pankha kyun liya?
Kya?
Yeh tumhaara hai?
Main nay yeh isliye liya kyunke mujhe laga ke kisi nay isay phaink diya hai.
-Uff. -Waisay,
tum nay isay sark par kyun chhor diya tha?
Main nay isay chhor nahin diya tha, main apna saamaan rakhwa rahi hoon.
Aur,
koi acha khaasa chalta hua pankha kyun phainkega?
Aaj kal log bilkul sahi cheezein bhi phaink daitay hain.
Yeh maiz bhi.
Kisi nay isay phaink diya tha aur main nay bas...
Main nay kisi ka phainka hua maiz nahin liya...
Khair, mujhay iss keliye bura lag raha hai.
Main tum say koi bhi sawaal kiye baghair, tumhein yeh lauta doonga.
Yeh mera hi hai! Tum kon hotay ho mujh say sawaal karnay waalay!
Ya Khuda.
Pilnam
Hello, Pilnam.
Nahin, main peena nahin chaahti.
Main thak gayi hoon.
Acha. Bye.
Yeh acha lag raha hai!
Chinese khaana sab say acha hota hai.
Kon hai?
Kyun...
Tum mujhay cherry tamaatar kyun derahe ho?
Tum mujh say poochh rahi ho ke main tumhein cherry tamaatar kyun deraha hoon?
Yeh qeemti cherry tamaatar hain,
jinhein main nay boya, paani diya, dhoop di,
aur inn ka khayaal rakha, jaisay waaldein apnay bachhon ka rakhtay hain.
Lelo.
Mera haath dukh jaayega.
Tum mujhay itni qeemti cheez kyun derahay ho?
Woh...
Jo hua uss keliye main maafi chaahta hoon.
Isay tumhaara pankha istimal karnay keliye aik tauhfa samajh lo,
aur tum say oonchay auhday waalay collegue ki taraf say tauhfa,
naye ghar keliye.
Tou...
Alvida.
Kya main nay,
usay ziyaada bol diya?
Jab tum khaana mangaaogi,
yaqeenan woh bach jaayega, kyunkay ziyaada hota hai.
Kya aap keh rahay hain ke main aap ke saath khaana khaaon?
Nahin.
Agar tum khaana mangaao, aur tum akailo ho,
tou agar tum pehlay say thora alag karke mujhay dedo,
tou bohot acha hojaayega, aur khaana zaaya bhi nahin hoga.
Kya,
hai yeh?
Main akaila itna saara nahin khaa sakti thi.
Main nay khaanay say pehlay thora alag karliya tha.
Alvida.
Aik minute, Ms. Jia.
Tumhein mera shukkar ada karnay ki zaroorat nahin.
Samajh lo ke yeh main nay tamaatar ke badlay diya hai.
Yeh baat nahin hai.
Agar tum meray saath khaana baantnay waali ho,
tou please shrimp fried rice mangwaana agli dafa.
Mujhay shrimp fried rice acha lagta hai.
Jee?
Aur mujhay sauce ke bajaaye, alag se dip acha lagta hai, sweet sour pork keliye.
Mujhay yeh waapis dedo.
Main... nahin.
Tum nay jo bhi apni khushi say diya hai, main dil say isay qubool kar laita hoon.
Iss main khushi ki koi baat nahin. Main tou bas adab keliye yeh kar rahi thi.
Phir main isay aadaab hi samajh ke qubool kar laita hoon.
Nahin, yeh aadaab bhi nahin. Mujhay waapis dedo.
Main ziyaada tar ba-aadab hota hoon.
Aur, mujhay bhi cherry tamaatar ke bajaaye baray tamaatar achay lagtay hain.
Main baray tamaatar bhi ugaata hoon. Agli dafa tumhein zaroor doonga.
Mujhe koi nahin dikh rahay! Ye mujhe dedo! Main isay waapis lejaa rahi hoon!
Main agar akaila hota, tou naa bach paata.
Tou main uss say duur nahin hona chaahta,
jis nay uss waqt mera saath diya tha.
Main sab kuch daao par laga doonga,
uss ki hifaazat keliye.
Kim Miso
Vice President nay mujh say raabta hi nahin kiya.
Kon hai?
Vice President.
Tum sorahi thi?
Abhi meray sonay ka waqt nahin hua.
Woh,
aaj jo hua...
-Delivery aayi hai! -Delivery aayi hai!
Jee?
-Kya aap Miso hain? -Jee haan. Shukriya.
Dolsan Leaf Mustard Kimchi
Dolsan Leaf Mustard Kimchi?
Yeh home shopping channel ka mashoor product hai.
Bohot hi mazedaar hai.
-Mujhay bhi do phir. -Jee?
Chalo saath khaatay hain.
Isay iss ke saath khaatay hain.
Yeh kya hai?
Tumhaari pasand ka kuch.
Agar aisi baat hai tou,
aap agar chaahein tou andar aa saktay hain.
Ya nahin.
Yeh meray pasandeeda restaurant say hai. Aap itni duur gaye?
Haan.
Main nay inhein khud saika.
Main inhein lejaaonga.
Waisay,
pork rind ke restaurant ke maalik ko,
yaad tha ke hum wahaan saath gaye thay.
Unhon nay mujhay muft main kuch keeray bhi diye,
kaha ke tumhein woh bohot pasand hain.
-Kee...keeray? -Haan.
Aray! Silkworms!
Pork rinds aur ab keeray.
Meri girlfriend ko anokhi cheezein pasand hain.
Shukriya.
Tumhaari pasand ka khaana khareednay keliye?
Yahaan aanay keliye.
Mujhay aap yaad aarahay thay.
Lekin tum daftar main itni samajhdaari ki baatein kyun kar rahi thi?
Choonkay hamaara daftar main alag alag kaam hai, mujhay khaas khayal rakhna para.
Isliye main aam taur say ziyaada hadh paar naa karnay ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Khair, main maafi chaahti hoon, Vice President.
Mujhay yeh maafi pasand nahin aayi.
Waah, ap itnay buray hain, Vice President. Main ne aap say is bat ki mafi bhi maangi.
Mera woh matlab nahin tha. Mujhay tumhaara mujhay Vice President kehna nahin pasand.
Main chaahta hoon tum ab say mujhay Yeongjun bulaao.
Kya?
Kyun naa hum aik doosray ko jo bulaatay hain, woh hi bulaatay rahein?
Aap bhi mujhe Secretary Kim bulaatay hain, hai na?
Main phir tumhein tumhaaray naam say bulaaonga.
Miso.
Bolo, Yeongjun.
Yeong...
Aaj nahin. Agli dafa.
Thora aahista aahista aagay barhtay hain, theek hai?
Miso!
Miso, tumhaari behnein aayi hain! Darwaaza kholo!
Tumhaari behnein?
-Miso! -Mujhay unn say milna chaahiye.
Waisay bhi main chaahta hoon ke hamaara rishta jaldi aagay barhay.
Uff.
Aaj nahin. Meray saath aayein.
-Ruko... -Kyun nahin?
-Miso, tumhaari behnein... -Chup rahein.
Secretary Kim, mujhay tumhaari behnon say milna chaahiye.
Kya tum mujh say almaari main jaanay keliye keh rahi ho?
Secretary Kim...
Secretary Kim!
Main Lee Yeongjun hoon, Yumyung Group ka Vice President.
Filhaal, aap meray boyfriend hain.
Hilna mat.
Suno... Secretary Kim!
Nahin! Secretary...
Please thori dair khaamosh rahyega.
Kya?
Tum ghar par ho!
Tum darwaaza kyun nahin khol rahi thi?
Main sogayi thi.
Tum achaanak yahaan kaisay?
Lag raha tha ke tum maayoos ho.
Hum tumhaaray liye yahaan aaye hain.
Tum hairaan hojaaogi sun kar ke hum tumhaaray liye kiya laaye hain.
Yeh...
pork rind hai, Gara Pork Rind say.
Bohot achay say saika hua hai.
Tum yehi khaa rahi ho.
Mujhay achaanak khaanay ka dil kiya.
Do logon keliye kyun rakha hua hai?
Tum sahi keh rahi ho.
Tum dono haath say khaana nahin khaa sakti.
-Woh... -Yeh mat kehna...
Kya tum nay dobaara uss Vice President ko yahaan aanay diya?
Woh...
Woh thoray pork rind kha kar chalay gaye.
Us ke paas hamaaray khaandaan ke ilawa aur koi jagaah nahin jaanay keliye?
Uss nay pichhli dafa aa kar ramen khaaya tha!
Acha?
Unss nay tum say pehlay ramen banwaaya,
aur ab pork rind?
Uff, uss ka masla kya hai?
-Main hi tou... -Unhon nay muft ka nahin khaaya.
-Woh hi laaye thay. -Ya Khuda.
Iss say koi farq nahin parta.
Uss nay rib eye nahin khareeda. aur sirf pork rind laaya?
Uss ka masla kya hai?
Miso.
Main nay kaha tha tum say ke tumhein usske saath nahin hona chahiye.
-Woh bara aadmi hai. -Haan, yeh sahi keh rahi hai.
Agar hum nay ijaazat day bhi di, uss ka khaandaan tumhein qubool nahin karega.
Aur woh tumhein paisay bhi paish karengay.
"Meray baitay say duur chali jaao!"
Woh tum say yeh kaheingay aur tumhaaray munh par paani phainkeingay!
Meri behen kuch ziyaada hi dramay daikh rahi hai.
Agar uss ke khaandaan nay tumhein qubool kar bhi liya
tou bhi main kabhi iss ki ijaazat nahin doongi.
Saaf hai ke woh aik khud garz aadmi hai, jo sirf apnay baaray main sochta hai!
Main nay aisa kab kaha hai?
Aur, zaroori baat yeh hai
ke usay sexual disorder hai aur woh tumehin sahi say kiss bhi nahin kar sakta.
Hai na? Agar uss ke paas itna waqt hai tou usay kaho ke clinic par aajaaye.
Suno.
Peetay huay baat kartay hain.
-Yeh lo. -Theek hai.
Ya Khuda.
Khaao, Miso. Yeh mazedaar hai.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Kyun? Aur peetay hain na. Tum hamein jaanay keliye kyun keh rahi ho?
-Bas aik aur dafa. -Agli dafa peetay hain.
Chalo.
-Mera bag. -Ya Khuda.
-Alvida. -Suno!
Vice President.
Secretary Kim.
Tum nay unhein meray baaray main kya bataaya hai?
Ghalat mat samjhein.
Tum nay unhein blockbuster dates ke baaray main nahin bataaya?
Kya tum nay unhein sirf yeh bataaya ke main nay yahaan ramen khaaya tha?
Kya main khud garz hoon?
Kya main tumhaaray liye pork rind aur keeray laata agar main khud garz hota tou?
Mujhay maaf kardein.
Main samajhti hoon ke aap kyun ghussa hain.
Ruko.
Main kya karoonga agar hamaari dobaara laraayi hogayi?
Hum abhi sahi huay hain.
Aur tum bohot khoobsoorat ho.
Tou main ab tum par ghussa reh sakta.
Main...
uss din kaafi aagay barh gaya,
aur tumhein sharminda kardiya. Iss say mujhay thora ajeeb lag raha hai.
Main baad main daftar jaanay waala hoon.
Thori dair baat kartay hain.
Subah bakhair, Secretary Kim.
Main...
Kya main uss say thori dair keliye mil sakti hoon?
Main usay bataana chaahti hoon ke meray dil main kuch ghalat nahin hai.
Zaroor jaao.
Kaisi ho?
Achi hoon.
Mujhe bura lagraha tha kyunke kuch dino se tum meri call nahin utha rahi thi.
Mujh say milnay keliye shukriya.
Mujhay tum say mil kar khushi horahi hai.
Main maafi chaahta hoon.
Uss din achaanak say izhaar karnay keliye.
Main chaahta tha ke main tumhein bataao ke main kaisa mehsoos karta hoon.
Tumhein bohot hairat hui hogi.
Haan.
Kyunkay main uss wajaah say tum say nahin milna chaahti thi.
Main sirf tumhaari shukkar guzaar hoon ke bachpan main tum nay meri hifaazat ki.
Main tumhein aik din dhoondna chaahti thi.
Lekin...
meray dil main tumhaaray liye kuch aur nahin hai.
Tou...
main tumhaaray izhaar ko,
qubool nahin kar sakti.
Kya yeh,
Yeongjun ki wajaah say hai?
Haan.
Tum...
Tum jaanti ho na ke main Yeongjun ki wajaah say kin cheezon say guzra hoon?
Tum jaanti ho mera kya haal hua tha jab mujhay sab kuch chhor kar
baahir jaa kar parhna para tha, saalon tak uss ka zulm bardaasht kar ke?
Kya tum dobaara uss baaray main baat kar rahay ho?
Tum woh kahaani kab tak dauhraatay jaaogay?
Tum thak nahin gaye?
Thak nahin gaya?
Tum main yeh kehnay ki jurrat hai?
Mujhay waazeh taur par yaad hai ke uss din kya hua tha.
Isliye main abhi bhi dard main jee raha hoon.
Lekin tum...
aaraam ki zindagi jee rahay ho, hai na?
Kyunkay tum unn buri yaadon say jaan chhura chukay ho?
Taanay maarna band karo.
Aur Miso say mil kar uss ke saamnay bakwaas karna band karo.
Agar tum nay agli dafa Miso ke saamnay bakwaas ki,
tou main aisehi jaanay nahin doonga, tum apnay ho phir bhi.
Chalo.
Waisay, Vice President.
Aap ko uss keliye bura nahin lagta,
kyunkay woh buri haalat main hai?
Mujhay aisa kuch yaad nahin,
jis ke peechhay mera bhai para rehta hai.
Yeh jhoota ehsaas nahin hoga, agar mujhay uss par taras aaye,
yeh jaanay baghair ke kya hua tha?
Mujhay umeed hai ke,
hum iss baaray main dobaara kabhi baat nahin kareingay.
Jee, main samajhti hoon.
Hum kahaan jaa rahay hain?
Hum drive par jaa rahay hain.
Main aaj Kim Miso ka driver banoonga.
Tum muskuraatay waqt ziyaada pyaari lagti ho.
Koi aisi jagaah hai jahaan tum jaana chaahti ho?
Sochna parega.
Mujhay chalna hai.
Acha lag raha hai.
Tumhein sardi lag rahi hai?
Thori si.
Paani ke paas hain, shaayed isliye thori thand hai.
Yahaan aik minute ruko.
Yeh pehen lo.
Shukriya.
Burgundy rang ka hai.
Meray khayaal say aap par burgundy rang acha lagta hai.
Tum ghalat keh rahi ho.
Mujh par saaray rang achay lagta hain, lekin burgundy sabse ziada acha lagta hai.
Yeh meray alfaaz nahin hain.
Yeh aik designer nay kaha tha jinhein main bohot pasand hoon.
Woh designer kon hain? Kya main unhein jaanti hoon?
Nahin.
Woh meri ammi ka dost hai, tou yaqeenan tum unhein nahin jaanti hogi.
Unhein main bachpan say pasand tha.
Tou woh kabhi kabhaar meray liye kapray banaatay thay.
-Khud? -Haan.
Main nay suna tha ke wo apne bhanja bhanji keliye bhi kapray nahin banaatay thay.
Phir bhi, woh khaas taur par meray liye kapray banaatay thay.
Jo kapray uss nay pehnay thay,
woh khaas taur par aik designer nay uss keliye banaaye thay.
Woh mera baita hai, lekin woh kapray uss par itnay achay lag rahay thay.
Tumhein koi andaaza nahin.
Woh uss din unn kapron main peechhay say kitna acha lag raha tha.
Mujhay ghalat mat samajhna.
Main nay jamaayi isliye nahin li, ke main bore horaha hoon.
Isliye li, kyunkay tum meri apni ho.
Shaayed mujhay aisa isliye lag raha hai kyunkay main ab paraishaan nahin.
Lekin main jitna bhi so loon, mujhay neend hi aarahi hai.
Kya aap gaari main aaraam karna chaahtay hain?
Main jaanta hoon ke hamaari date ke darmiyan, mujhay aisa nahin karna chahiye.
Lekin kya main thori dair aaraam kar sakta hoon?
Chalein.
Kya uss din sach main itni thand thi?
Usay sardi jaldi lag jaati hai.
Agar kisi ko sardi lag gayi tou kya hoga?
-Main theek hoon. -Main apni baat kar raha hoon.
Main kya karoonga, agar mujhay sardi lag gayi tou?
Aap ko sardi jaldi lag jaati hai?
Main tumhein kabhi nahin bhooloongi.
Tumhaara naam hai Lee...
Pagli.
Dobaara shuru hogayi.
Yeh mera naam nahin hai.
-Mera naam Lee Seong... -Woh kaisa tha?
Hyeon kaisa tha?
Haan.
Unhon nay yaqeenan uss din Hyeon kaha tha.
False memory syndrome bacchon main aam hota hai.
Kya agar...
aik jaisay talafuz ki wajaah say ghalat fehmi hogayi ho?
Seonghyeon?
Kya?
What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Main chaahti hoon ke tum hamaaray rishtay ko lekar ziada fikar naa karo.
Jab tum uss ke khaandaan say milo, tou bas apnay haath jorna,
aur kehna, haan, haan, iss nay jo kaha main nay woh kiya.
Sab kuch lay aao!
Clams!
Aap ko nahin pata ke ameer log kam paisay kharch kartay hain?
Main iss tarha ka aadmi hoon.
Yeh roe say bhara hua hai.
Suno. Iss tasweer main bara bhai kon hai?
Yeongjun.
Main tumhaari behnon ki tassali keliye sab kuch karoonga.
Tou, aagay say kabhi rona mat.